Enlightenment II

Again with the enlightenment...

Okay, so we changed plans, and decided to pour a concrete pad at the cottage end of our Path to Enlightenment. (Yes, brother, we added a step...)  Because clearly any Path to Enlightenment consists of more than one step. In fact I dare say it *always* consists of at least one more step than planned.

But the real reason that I know I was on the correct path. The reason that I know my Path to Enlightenment was the right and true Path to Enlightenment was because it was work - hard work. But more than that - more than the hard work,  just as I had finished ... just as I stood to look down upon my smooth concrete pad - my handiwork - my labor of love and spiritual advancement....... a bird pooped dead center of the pad. No shit! (pardon the pun) You don't get a better sign than that to let you know you're on the right path.